Halloween Quotes From Celebrities Are Better

Halloween quotes are awesome and quite possibly some of the funniest quotes to read. This Halloween while you're out getting scared and frightened nearly to death come check out this

awesome collection of Halloween Quotes.

Halloween Quotes in October are a big thing, but did you know Halloween quotes are funny? Sure with Halloween being a scary holiday, one would think that we should be scared from Halloween Quotes, but instead their pretty freaking hilarious! Hilarious like getting a bag full of rocks from trick or treating on Halloween. Charlie Brown!

This year we have Halloween Quotes from Chris Rock, Gwen Stefani, January Jones and the legendary Rodney Dangerfield. So keep reading and check out GlobalGrind's favorite Halloween Quotes from Celebrities

Top 10 Halloween quotes 2010

Did you know Shutterfly loves Halloween? I mean, we REALLY love Halloween. Every year the company holds a costume party, contest included of course, and the competition is so fierce that I can’t even dream of winning.

Being costume-challenged doesn’t bother me though, because I enjoy the overall Halloween experience – the costumes, the Halloween candy, the decorations and atmosphere.

I’m even going to create a Halloween photo book capturing all the festivities…and here’s where my Halloween-ness will shine. I’m going use Halloween quotes to go with the pictures. There is nothing like a quote to give an image bigger impact.

If you plan on creating a Halloween photo book feel free to use my quotes idea. I won’t tell. In fact, I’ll even give you my top 10 favorites. If these don’t inspire, do a web search on “Halloween Quotes”, and you’ll find dozens of sites filled with sayings to get you in the Halloween Spirit.

My top 10 Halloween quotes

1. Eat, drink and be scary. ~Author Unknown
2. A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween. ~Erma Bombeck
3. Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. ~Steve Almond
4. There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask. ~Colette
5. Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. ~Mason Cooley
6. You wouldn’t believe, On All Hallow Eve, What lots of fun we can make, With apples to bob, And nuts on the hob, And a ring-and-thimble cake. ~Carolyn Wells
7. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. ~William Shakespeare
8. ‘Tis now the very witching time of night. ~William Shakespeare
9. Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to. ~Richard Harris Barham
10. There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin. ~Linus Van Pelt in It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Halloween quotes from USA celebrity

Need a laugh this morning? We’ve gathered some funny celebrity Halloween quotes and sayings to get you into the Halloween spirit! Celebs love Halloween too, as you can see from the Halloween quotes and sayings below. Here are some of our favorites:

Rodney Dangerfield – “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me!”

Erma Bombeck – “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween”

George Carlin – “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”

Conan O’Brien – “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

Loretta Lynn – “We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.”

Henry David Thoreau - “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than sit on a crowded velvet cushion.”

Mark Twain - “Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”

Linus Van Pelt – “There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin.

River Phoenix – “Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”

We’d love to hear any funny Halloween quotes and sayings that you know of!